Your foes will be quickly overcome by the dozens of dinosaurs arriving at their door. At the very least they will lose their sanity. Our dinosaurs make a great gift and are reasonably priced.
The basic package is $12. For more dinosaurs, add funds in the box below.
We find most people want a never ending supply of dinosaurs, as they tend to not last very long once they arrive. The modern world is just not very dinosaur friendly. If at any point you want to stop your monthly replenishment of dinosaurs, just email firstname.lastname@example.org.
After you sign up we will send you a login where you can add multiple shipping addresses, how many dinosaurs you would like per month, set keywords, update your address and generally manage your global dinosaur operations.
Shipping dinosaurs takes some time, as you would imagine they don't fit on planes. However if you order now, they should start to arrive in about a month.
In order to buy your dinosaurs, we will need to share your address with the merchants who wrangle them for us and ship them to you. Note that you must be at least 18 years old to sign up. Cheerfully operated by our corporate taskmasters Bobcat In A Box LLC.